All posts by LeaderlessCat

It's me.

It's all me.

Am I just really talkative or really like this show?

This is what I do when I'm bored.

Anyone: *vaguely insults Oda in any way*

Aoki:

Haijima: No--

Aoki: I'm gonna kill em

Kuroba: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Haijima: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Kuroba:

Kuroba: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Okuma: I was arrested for being too cool.

Kanno: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

“Hey can I copy the homework?”

I’ll help you with it!: Kanno, Ochi, Oda

Yeah sure: Haijima, Subaru

Bold of you to assume I did the homework: Okuma

Lol nope: Aoki

Wait we had homework???: Kuroba

2.43 Characters According to Google Translate

Haijima: Eddie

Kuroba: Black cheese

Kanno: It’s something

Okuma: Virus

Aoki: One

Oda: THE STRUCTURES

Ochi: No

Subaru: Bar chair

Okuma: Hey Aoki

Aoki: Yeah?

Okuma: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine

Okuma: While it’s on

Aoki:

Aoki: Where’s Kuroba

Kuroba: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Aoki: Wasn't Okuma with you?

Okuma: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Okuma: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Aoki: Okuma no.

Oda: Mistlefoe.

Aoki: Please stop encouraging him.

Oda: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Kanno: 'Prettiest Smile'

Ochi: 'Nicest Personality'

Okuma: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Subaru: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Okuma: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.

Kanno: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THE CHILDREN?!

Aoki, handing something to Oda: Here, I made you a snack.

Oda: Awww, you're like a cat bringing me dead things!

Aoki:

Aoki: Do you want me to bring you dead things?

Kuroba: Stop saying 'I wish' and start saying 'I will'!

Haijima: I will I wasn't broke

Kuroba: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aoki: Why?

Kuroba: To get to the idiot's house.

Kuroba: Knock knock

Aoki: Who's there?

Kuroba: The chicken.

Aoki:

Kuroba:

Aoki: I won't kick you out of practice if you go tell that joke to Okuma.

Okuma: FIGHT ME, YOU USELESS IDIOT!!!

Kanno: Could you at least TRY to sound sophisticated.

Okuma: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my fair idIOT!?

Kanno: I have made a mistake

Subaru’s Contacts

Kanno: Strawberry

Haijima: Glasses Guy

Aoki: Evil Tree

Ochi: Angel

Oda: Shorty

Subaru: Ace of Spades

Kuroba: Clone

Okuma: Lionhead

Ochi’s Contacts

Kanno: Respectable

Haijima: Haijima

Aoki: Evil Tree

Ochi: Me

Oda: Seiin’s Captain

Subaru: KAJHKUHLMUHED

Kuroba: Clone

Okuma: Jerkface

Kanno’s Contacts

Kanno: You

Haijima: Haijima

Aoki: Aoki

Ochi: Ochi

Oda: Oda

Subaru: Subaru

Kuroba: Kuroba

Okuma: Rugby

Haijima’s Contacts

Kanno: Second Ace

Haijima: Yourself

Aoki: Aoki

Ochi: Fukuho’s Manager

Oda: Captain

Subaru: Fukuho’s Captain

Kuroba: Kuroba

Okuma: Rugby

Aoki’s Contacts

Kanno: Kanno

Haijima: Genius

Aoki: Me

Ochi: Ochi

Oda: An Angel

Subaru: Subaru

Kuroba: Genius’s Partner

Okuma: Lion

Oda’s Contacts

Kanno: Strawberry

Haijima: Blondie

Aoki: Best Friend

Ochi: Ochi (Fukuho)

Oda: Myself

Subaru: Fellow Captain

Kuroba: Yuni

Okuma: Lion

Kuroba’s Contacts

Kanno: Kannoooo

Haijima: Bestieeee

Aoki: Tree

Ochi: Ochiiiii

Oda: Captain Oda

Subaru: Subaru

Kuroba: lol why are you texting yourself

Okuma: Okumaaaa

Okuma’s Contacts

Kanno: Strawberry

Haijima: Haijimaaaaaaaaa

Aoki: Aoki

Ochi: Hates Me

Oda: CAPTAAAAAAAAIN

Subaru: Hates Me Too But Less

Kuroba: Kurobaaaaaaa

Okuma: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah excuse me for I am without life

But why is this series so underrated