This is what I do when I'm bored.
Anyone: *vaguely insults Oda in any way*
Aoki: I'm gonna kill em
Kuroba: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Haijima: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Kuroba: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Okuma: I was arrested for being too cool.
Kanno: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
“Hey can I copy the homework?”
I’ll help you with it!: Kanno, Ochi, Oda
Yeah sure: Haijima, Subaru
Bold of you to assume I did the homework: Okuma
Lol nope: Aoki
Wait we had homework???: Kuroba
2.43 Characters According to Google Translate
Kuroba: Black cheese
Kanno: It’s something
Oda: THE STRUCTURES
Subaru: Bar chair
Okuma: Hey Aoki
Okuma: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine
Okuma: While it’s on
Aoki: Where’s Kuroba
Kuroba: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Aoki: Wasn't Okuma with you?
Okuma: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Okuma: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Aoki: Okuma no.
Aoki: Please stop encouraging him.
Oda: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Kanno: 'Prettiest Smile'
Ochi: 'Nicest Personality'
Okuma: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Subaru: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Okuma: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.
Kanno: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THE CHILDREN?!
Aoki, handing something to Oda: Here, I made you a snack.
Oda: Awww, you're like a cat bringing me dead things!
Aoki: Do you want me to bring you dead things?
Kuroba: Stop saying 'I wish' and start saying 'I will'!
Haijima: I will I wasn't broke
Kuroba: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kuroba: To get to the idiot's house.
Kuroba: Knock knock
Aoki: Who's there?
Kuroba: The chicken.
Aoki: I won't kick you out of practice if you go tell that joke to Okuma.
Okuma: FIGHT ME, YOU USELESS IDIOT!!!
Kanno: Could you at least TRY to sound sophisticated.
Okuma: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my fair idIOT!?
Kanno: I have made a mistake
Haijima: Glasses Guy
Aoki: Evil Tree
Subaru: Ace of Spades
Aoki: Evil Tree
Oda: Seiin’s Captain
Kanno: Second Ace
Ochi: Fukuho’s Manager
Subaru: Fukuho’s Captain
Oda: An Angel
Kuroba: Genius’s Partner
Aoki: Best Friend
Ochi: Ochi (Fukuho)
Subaru: Fellow Captain
Oda: Captain Oda
Kuroba: lol why are you texting yourself
Ochi: Hates Me
Subaru: Hates Me Too But Less
Yeah excuse me for I am without life